I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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