i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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