Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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