so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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