Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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