well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did I show you my penis last night?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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