I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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