Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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