yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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