I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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