i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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