I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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