So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There r osticjed everywhere
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
