And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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