Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize