I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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