He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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