Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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