The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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