is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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