Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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