Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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