Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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