well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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