Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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