I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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