i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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