Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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I would ride that face into the sunset
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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