I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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