READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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