i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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