windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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