brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
why do cheetos always look like penises
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You're a waste of cheezeits
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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