we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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