We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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