margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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