Having a random hookup so left but love u
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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