So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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