well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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