Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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