Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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