Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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