you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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