Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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