I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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