so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
my shit smells like andre
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back