woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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