i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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