I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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