i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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