if you like me you must not know who I am
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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