Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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