My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
pray to the hookup gods
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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